A Long Time Coming

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Love-Making Andy Warhol Could be Proud Of
$59.00

Nude paintings just got a little more personal with the introduction of this art kit for you and your significant other to immortalize a night of love-making. This kit comes with everything you might need to produce a one-of-a-kind abstract painting for any room of the house. And if that’s not creative, we don’t know what is.

Love is Art kit provides all the necessary tools to create an abstract painting while having sex.
Includes 80 x 90 inch/203 x 229 cm plastic sheet; 54 x 41 inch/137 x 104 cm specially treated non-allergenic white cotton canvas; 4 oz/118 ml bottle of organic, non-toxic, washable black paint; two pairs of disposable slippers; and a custom body scrubber.

Love-Making Andy Warhol Could be Proud Of

$59.00

Nude paintings just got a little more personal with the introduction of this art kit for you and your significant other to immortalize a night of love-making. This kit comes with everything you might need to produce a one-of-a-kind abstract painting for any room of the house. And if that’s not creative, we don’t know what is.

Love is Art kit provides all the necessary tools to create an abstract painting while having sex.

Includes 80 x 90 inch/203 x 229 cm plastic sheet; 54 x 41 inch/137 x 104 cm specially treated non-allergenic white cotton canvas; 4 oz/118 ml bottle of organic, non-toxic, washable black paint; two pairs of disposable slippers; and a custom body scrubber.

(via kevinmendez)

To sleep with a woman: it can seem of the utmost importance in your mind, or then again it can seem like nothing much at all. Which only goes to say that there’s sex as therapy (self-therapy, that is) and there’s sex as pastime.

There’s sex for self-improvement start to finish and there’s sex for killing time straight through; sex that is therapeutic at first only to end up as nothing-better-to-do, and vice versa. Our human sex life—-how shall I put it?—-differs fundamentally from the sex life of the whale.

We are not whales—-and this constitutes one great theme underscoring our sex life.

Haruki Murakami—A Wild Sheep Chase

8 months ago

xy:	there was a rough first few minutes, but obama is nailing mccain like a girly prison boy
Me:	I just picked up a book on prison sex.
	Utterly fascinating.
xy:	academic or just sexy fantasy
Me:	Academic.
xy:	I may have seen a movie about women prison sex... I can probably find you some clips
Me:	Um, I'm okay. Thanks.
xy:	apparently its easier to get a dildo behind bars than a shiv

3 years ago